crap. (Example: How to spend long airport layovers? Eat. Read. Sleep on the floor.)
But not so with one of the more detailed travel tips published by USA Today: Amsterdam Smoking Tips.
In Holland's famously libertine city, it says, marijuana has been decriminalized: "Amsterdam's pot salons cater mostly to visitors but feature knowledgeable staff, a comfortable environment and an impressive variety of herbal indulgences."
Sales clerks are friendly, we learn: "Almost everyone speaks English, and they can steer you toward your ideal high. Hash is in brick form, made from the concentrated 'sticky crystals' of the marijuana plant."
But go easy on those pot brownies! "It can take awhile for edible goods to kick in, so don't scarf down three because you don't feel it right away."
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