Monday, February 16, 2009

Crowdsource: Slogans for a 2nd T-shirt prototype

While you check out current prototypes for this year's patron appreciation gift, please help crowdsource an alternative Gannett Blog slogan. This would appear on the front or back of a T-shirt.

"A [ ________ ] company
deserves a kick-ass blog.''

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22 comments:

  1. A half-assed company needs a kick-ass blog.

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  2. Wow! I was going to try to come up with a winner, but I don't think I can top that.

    Perfect!

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  3. transformative

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  4. Can't beat "half-assed."

    How 'bout, "Orwellian?"

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  5. "Blue Ball?"

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  6. Half-assed gets my vote. That's perfect.

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  7. An ass-infested company deserves a kick-ass blog

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  8. Is there a copy editor in the bloghaus, please?

    Question: Would it be "half-assed company"

    or

    "half-ass company"?

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  9. Half-assed. The company has only half an ass. It is not itself half an ass.

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  10. Parallel construction:

    A kiss-ass comany needs a kick-ass blog.

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  11. "Diabolical."

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  12. fucked up...

    Neuharth'd...

    screwed...

    soon-to-be-nonexistent...

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  13. How about half and kiss assed?

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  14. A limp wristed company deserves a kick-ass blog.

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  15. a dumb-ass company needs a kick ass blog.

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  16. Soul-sucking?

    But, I agree with the others that half-assed seems like the obvious choice.

    Nice work, 3:23, with transformative. Every time I hear that, I think, "But what does it MEAN?"

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  17. How bout ass-kicked? As in what the economy (and other things) have done to this company. Then you also get the cool forward, backward thing. If not that, then half-assed is the winner.

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  18. a dead-ass company needs a kick-ass blog

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  19. 10:32 PM -- Transformative - I think it has something do with cartoons about cars/trucks/planes turning into robots.

    :)

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  20. A dishonest company needs a kick-ass blog.

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  21. I wish you people realized a company is what its employees make it. You're calling yourselves half-assed. Well played.

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  22. A dead-headed company needs a kick-ass blog.

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