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A half-assed company needs a kick-ass blog.
ReplyDeleteWow! I was going to try to come up with a winner, but I don't think I can top that.
ReplyDeletePerfect!
transformative
ReplyDeleteCan't beat "half-assed."
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout, "Orwellian?"
"Blue Ball?"
ReplyDeleteHalf-assed gets my vote. That's perfect.
ReplyDeleteAn ass-infested company deserves a kick-ass blog
ReplyDeleteIs there a copy editor in the bloghaus, please?
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Would it be "half-assed company"
or
"half-ass company"?
Half-assed. The company has only half an ass. It is not itself half an ass.
ReplyDeleteParallel construction:
ReplyDeleteA kiss-ass comany needs a kick-ass blog.
"Diabolical."
ReplyDeletefucked up...
ReplyDeleteNeuharth'd...
screwed...
soon-to-be-nonexistent...
How about half and kiss assed?
ReplyDeleteA limp wristed company deserves a kick-ass blog.
ReplyDeletea dumb-ass company needs a kick ass blog.
ReplyDeleteSoul-sucking?
ReplyDeleteBut, I agree with the others that half-assed seems like the obvious choice.
Nice work, 3:23, with transformative. Every time I hear that, I think, "But what does it MEAN?"
How bout ass-kicked? As in what the economy (and other things) have done to this company. Then you also get the cool forward, backward thing. If not that, then half-assed is the winner.
ReplyDeletea dead-ass company needs a kick-ass blog
ReplyDelete10:32 PM -- Transformative - I think it has something do with cartoons about cars/trucks/planes turning into robots.
ReplyDelete:)
A dishonest company needs a kick-ass blog.
ReplyDeleteI wish you people realized a company is what its employees make it. You're calling yourselves half-assed. Well played.
ReplyDeleteA dead-headed company needs a kick-ass blog.
ReplyDelete