* This is the last print edition before tomorrow's predicted end times, where all press operators and other of God's believing people will be taken into heaven.
As USAT's Ann Oldenburg writes in the opening paragraph of her Page One story this morning about Oprah, "The end is just days away." And Oprah herself told the paper: "It is done."
So, there you have it!
According to Wikipedia, tomorrow's Rapture is scheduled to start at 6 p.m. local time as it rolls across time zones. The end of the world as we know it will actually take place five months later, on Oct. 21.
Related: on USAT's Faith & Reason blog, a handy FAQ on tomorrow's big event.