tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post4941255688484408591..comments2023-11-05T06:26:51.316-05:00Comments on Gannett Blog: USAT | This is the last print issue you'll see *Jim Hopkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16712746705871119746noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-22754173978091596742011-05-21T23:01:42.827-04:002011-05-21T23:01:42.827-04:00One of the signs of the apocalypse is Jim Hopkins ...One of the signs of the apocalypse is Jim Hopkins being viewed as some sort of expert. He's not.<br /><br />He and Spanky are the 2-headed beast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-87926775631080512952011-05-21T12:06:54.449-04:002011-05-21T12:06:54.449-04:00I told you the Mayans didn't make a mistake. I...I told you the Mayans didn't make a mistake. It's going to be Dec. 21, 2012.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-8089106178148849712011-05-21T12:00:16.475-04:002011-05-21T12:00:16.475-04:00So this is what rapture looks like. Wow.So this is what rapture looks like. Wow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-43074779974722845812011-05-21T11:32:34.187-04:002011-05-21T11:32:34.187-04:0011:22 You have 28 minutes to find some way of putt...11:22 You have 28 minutes to find some way of putting it right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-53596592592156218132011-05-21T11:22:14.782-04:002011-05-21T11:22:14.782-04:00Hours are ticking away, and I'm sitting here o...Hours are ticking away, and I'm sitting here on Saturday morning thinking of what pitch I can possibly make so my soul gets saved. Do you think anyone else knows about that problem I had when I was 19?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-11970917190837804682011-05-21T09:22:50.441-04:002011-05-21T09:22:50.441-04:00By the time usat.com realizes it's news and ac...By the time usat.com realizes it's news and actually gets the story posted... Well, perhaps I shouldn't pile on. Y'all on the inside with any journalistic seasoning get my drift. What a self-destructive, incompetent place USAT has become.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-72333339191921123822011-05-20T15:33:07.584-04:002011-05-20T15:33:07.584-04:00Good thing, because someone needs to be here to pu...Good thing, because someone needs to be here to put out the Doomsday tab.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-85172675362133028532011-05-20T15:21:54.576-04:002011-05-20T15:21:54.576-04:00Good journalists don't go to heaven.Good journalists don't go to heaven.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-22574686395641001972011-05-20T14:28:15.829-04:002011-05-20T14:28:15.829-04:00Jeez, where was Hunks when they came up with this ...Jeez, where was Hunks when they came up with this scam? Harold Camping, the leader of the church promoting this, has collected $72 million in donations, and he's not going to give refunds -- either way it works out for him. So, Hunks, here's another certified money-making idea for USA Today. What about a special section on how to get to the head of the line; disqualifying sins versus Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-35149852802119873152011-05-20T13:38:00.952-04:002011-05-20T13:38:00.952-04:00Unfortunately, we will be late on the story becaus...Unfortunately, we will be late on the story because editors will endlessly debate coverage and its cost. On line wont realize its news. And heather will have to hire yet another gm before launching the vertical.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-22513213370225459822011-05-20T13:03:58.807-04:002011-05-20T13:03:58.807-04:00Hillkirk has promised full and complete coverage o...Hillkirk has promised full and complete coverage of the end of the world. Hunke plans to create a vertical to maximize revenue. Heather Frank will head-up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-90117826796270005212011-05-20T12:01:26.786-04:002011-05-20T12:01:26.786-04:00Did you see how much God is getting in bonuses?Did you see how much God is getting in bonuses?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-65557456490369356042011-05-20T11:42:25.741-04:002011-05-20T11:42:25.741-04:00The world's not ending. Just going on furlough...The world's not ending. Just going on furlough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-21310004480240260642011-05-20T10:51:20.721-04:002011-05-20T10:51:20.721-04:00plus if it doesn't happen, USA TODAY can't...plus if it doesn't happen, USA TODAY can't print a story that says<br /><br />WORLD DOESN'T END<br /><br />because they'd have to run that story every day after that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8099437767970534324.post-86025502128842491032011-05-20T10:31:07.287-04:002011-05-20T10:31:07.287-04:00And the end of Oprah, too. Wow. A truly historic e...And the end of Oprah, too. Wow. A truly historic edition to save for the grandkids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com