Anonymous@7:45 a.m. nominates USA Today personal columnist John Waggoner for today's best Gannett lede, based on his column this morning: "Current investment wisdom holds that the four horsemen of the apocalypse -- pestilence, war, famine and Keanu Reeves -- will soon be joined by a fifth rider: inflation."
Friday, February 06, 2009
Signs the apocalypse is nigh: Keanu Reeves Edition
Anonymous@7:45 a.m. nominates USA Today personal columnist John Waggoner for today's best Gannett lede, based on his column this morning: "Current investment wisdom holds that the four horsemen of the apocalypse -- pestilence, war, famine and Keanu Reeves -- will soon be joined by a fifth rider: inflation."
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Whoa, dude! I'm in an USA Today lede. Party on!
ReplyDeleteFunny, as a loyal Gannett Droog I always thought the fourth rider was Ken Lay. Goes to show what I know.
ReplyDeleteNow now...quit picking on my favorite eye-candy...
ReplyDeleteWhat did Keanu ever do to you...?
LOL
What did he do to me? Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure AND Bogus Journey!
ReplyDelete"Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"