This just in! Our favorite very naughty former regional group executive, Snidely, has offered his swank home as a party venue when the Courier-Post receives the coveted, just-announced first annual Frank E. Gannett Memorial Misery Loves Company Award. (Wow! Almost as exciting as getting a Gannett President's Ring!)Of course, Snidely being Snidely, this will be 100% BYOB: bring your own building materials. (Snark!) The ex-executive fond of home improvement on someone else's dime suggests stopping here for requisite party supplies:
When's the date Jim? There's a few of us that would like to crash and pay our respects. I'll bring some nails and screws for Snidely. Two things I'm sure he knows how to use on his guests.
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