Sunday, April 12, 2009
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Building news! When? Where? How?
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDelete"NEW JERSEY ROCKS"
ReplyDeleteBUT THE PAPERS SUCK.
Lets hear from some of the
Courier Post slaves.
Hey APP - how is the re-structuring working for you?
ReplyDeleteSo then whats happening to the VP'S that are running the transportation,home delivery,and circulation dept's ??
ReplyDeleteCould the stock price be going up on the hopes of a government bailout?
ReplyDeleteThose VPs will be kept with all the other VPs and middle management to keep watch over the toilet paper supply in all the bathrooms. God knows mostly everyone else got canned.
ReplyDeleteWhere is EJ?
ReplyDeleteWalt "wee willie" Lafferty to the rescue.
ReplyDeleteWhere is EJ? A silly question. Same as always. Either in South America or hiding somewhere else. Certainly not doing anything constructive. Remember, he's a reject from Detroit and Nashville and they "had to" dump him somewhere to be politically correct. I'm sure "wee willie" is just thrilled to be stuck with this guy.
ReplyDeleteWow, what intelligent discourse we have in New Jersey! Such humor! Such insight! It's so... New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteHey New Jersey: go to Elmira Confidential - they're as nasty as we are! Its pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteWE NEED TOILET PAPER IN THE WAREHOUSE BATHROOM .WHERE ARE THE HELPERS WHEN TOU NEED THEM?
ReplyDelete^tom h is out trimming the hedges^
ReplyDeletewhen hes back, he'll wipe your but
after he kisses walts.
:o)
Happy Easter to all of the little people in the New Jersey Group. If you've already been liad off, bought out or just plain "fired" we wish you a Springtime filled with flowers and a bushel of jelly bean dung from Skippy!
ReplyDeleteIf you are still working, we apologize for overlooking to give you a few target dates so you can get your things in order. Until we do, just keep in mind that Tuesdays and Friodays at 4 PM are not the best times to be sitting at your desks picking boogers or making with the simulated fart
noises.
When you are dumped from the building, please leave it neat so we don't have a mess to clean up.
We are not YOUR slaves!
Happy Easter, Passover and
Anthing Else Your Immigrant Group Might be Celebrating.
Amtrak Abdul of India/G.C.I.
for
The Curry Stinkers
Graphics and Artists
In India, we feel your pain!
Dear Skippy,
ReplyDeleteWhat is the plan to save the Home News Tribune/Courier News? Is your plan to save yourself the same?
xxx ooo
Speaking of the C-N you can't beat it when it comes to suppressing stories. Here's a short list of what their sports section censored last week:
ReplyDeletePlaxico Burress (WR released by Giants) gets his $1M signing bonus back
Joba Chamberlain DUI arrest video -- the Yankee pitcher is in the sauce and disses Yogi Berra
UConn Lady Huskies win NCAA Final Four -- the only Division 1 program, men or women, to go undefeated this year
Routine NFL news (signings and such) omitted from roundups
Routine college football news omitted (unless it involves Rutgers)
There is plenty of room today for 2 canned columns on The Masters and 2 canned columns on the new Yankee Stadium. Just don't tell the truth about the obscene ticket prices, obstructed views or spendthrift attitude.
(captcha: hyped)
Suppressed news does not sell and because it does not sell no advertisers.Hello Internet.Maybe bullshit news should die.Unfortunate for us still in it.
ReplyDeleteYo, dumbasses. Where is the building news? You've had weeks and weeks to come up with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd just what building news have you come up with on your own? so who is the dumb ass? or are you just plain lazy?
ReplyDeleteURGENT! Someone stole the fly swatter at the CN-- the one we always need to use when JJC's columns appear. It will probably be especially important to have it first thing Monday morning to read Sillypants' weekly (what can we call it....viewpoint or tips for readers) bullshit. No! The column is "Sucking Up to Save My Job."
ReplyDeleteJust put it back by Carolyn's chair and no one will ever suspect a thing.
im still waiting for that toilet paper!!!
ReplyDeleteAre Sillypants and JCC one and the same?
ReplyDeleteAre Sillypants and JCC one and the same?
ReplyDelete"And just what building news have you come up with on your own? so who is the dumb ass? or are you just plain lazy?"
ReplyDeleteA non-answer.
Where is the building news? Weeks have passed.
Sorry you need that clarified. JJC is simply JJC-- no talent, no style, no class.
ReplyDeleteSillypants is his boss, none other than PG.
How could there have been any doubt, aside from the fact that JJC does wear silly pants, and as you well know, they are always black.
Anytime I can help, my door is always open. Most of the time, I'm not there, but the door remains open.
Someone in Somerville asked if the APP is covering the traditional taffy pulling contest held each Easter on the boardwalk. It has been reported by reputable sources that the candy store (Criterion) is no longer there and that all taffy pulling will be done at the APP.
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ReplyDeleteSkippy has a plan. It's to reiterate every Gannett initiative as quickly and loudly as possible, no matter how contradictory it might be to the prior one. It is also to safeguard the building from anyone with an original thought or anyone who would dare to question anything. Lastly, it is to worship the ground Craig Debow works on and -- since he has to do so much bootlicking himself -- to surround himself with an equal amount of bootlickers.
ReplyDeleteCriterion hasn't been on the boardwalk for years.
ReplyDeleteHere's the building news: The air recirculation system sucks, so you're all breathing last month's exhalant. Just don't take deep breaths, and you'll be ok.
ReplyDeleteSome dumbass keeps pouring toxic solvents down the drains, and then complaining that he's pouring toxic solvents down the drain. Word is he's soon due for a promotion to McClean.
Some other dumbass keeps asking about the building news, no doubt having been turned into a retard from taking deep breaths in the building.
So were does the toxic shit that is being pored down the drains go?Does it go to the public water system or to holding tanks to be taken away at a later time?That might make for a good story.Or is that the building news you want?
ReplyDeletethe courier post has asbestos
ReplyDeleteall thru out the building.
Dear Skippy,
ReplyDeleteWhat is the plan to save the Home News Tribune/Courier News? Is your plan to save yourself the same? Will you throw yourself under a bus for Gannett?
Where do you get your haircut? Will you continue wearing your hair in that style if laid off?
How does the company get away without paying OT to qualifying employees? The New Jersey Attorney General might want to know.
How did you get the name Skippy?