Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Limo watch: Is board of directors still working?

As directors near a crucial vote on the dividend, Anonymous@6:45 p.m. reports from Corporate: "Pitch dark out. Limos are still outside."

16 comments:

  1. Why do they need limos?! Not trying to be a party popper... but wouldn't black or blue sedans be fine. Or what about a shared mimivan. I've heard they can transport a lot of people at one time. Having board members arrive in limos is a wasteful, dumb intimidation tactic. Do these directors normally ride around in limos? Perhaps I am out of touch with reality on this issue, but what is wrong with a little financial prudence?

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  2. I wouldn't be offended by towncar service. I enjoy it, myself. I don't expect them to use cabs ... Cabs are awful there.
    Limos are a bit much, however. Especially if they are waiting all day.

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  3. USA Today sent a private "black car" and driver to ferry me to Arlington, Va., from Dulles airport, when I came for my job interview in early 2000. That would have been one of Ford's Lincoln Town Cars, I believe.

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  4. What about chauffering them around in hybrids?

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  5. I was thinking it would be nice if they could file a couple updates to the website; make a couple sales calls at that hardware store that hasn't bought an ad since May 2005 -- and, oh, gas up the publisher's car, please! (But no OT!)

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  6. The Board must still be eating their chocolate-covered strawberries for dessert.

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  7. Do the porters -- uniformed in white jackets -- still dangle those strawberries over the director's open mouths, until they bark like seals?

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  8. Maybe they're having an old person orgy and using the leftover chocolate sauce as lubricant. EW!

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  9. It's way too late for Donna Shalala to be awake. I think they snuck out a back door. The limos are a diversion.

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  10. 8:42:
    I just threw up in my mouth.

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  11. 8:42:
    I just threw up in my mouth.

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  12. Any sign of the "suits" from AXA and/or Brandes? This would be an ideal forum to express their desires, intentions, etc.

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  13. Hey, Jim.
    I had to flag down my own taxi at the airport when I went to USA today for a job interview. Didn't get the job, either. Karen Jurgensen was editorial page editor at the time.

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  14. Maybe there Hursts not limo's

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  15. 12:00 a.m.

    Is that a pun disguised as a typo? Hurst? lol - unless it really is a typo masquerading as an unintentional pun.

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  16. What limos? They were town cars.

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