[Who's yer daddy? Readers are kissin' and tellin']
I thought Indiana and its capital were the epitome of Norman Rockwell's wholesome heartland -- until I took a peek at The Indianapolis Star's ongoing reader sex survey, on this page. The hook: Men's Health magazine found that Indianapolis ranks No. 1 among the "most-sexed" U.S. cities, based on a combination of birth rates, condom sales and purchases from sex-toy companies.
Wandering through the survey questionnaire, I saw some eye-opening questions that made me wish I'd been a fly on the wall when editors ran them past Publisher Babs "Dominatrix" Henry. (She did vet the survey in advance, didn't she?) Here's one, with the possible responses:
Men, downstairs, would you prefer your partner to have the:
- Bare Brazilian
- Landing strip
- Trimmed and terrific
- It's a jungle out there
(Confidential to Mistress Henry: Can't wait for that IndyKinky microsite! And yet: You may want to review the survey again. "Cornhole," for example, carries some, uh, nuanced meanings.)
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